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'Liquid Death' Water Brand Offered to Buy Customers' Souls, Even Offers Contract to Put Satanic Deal in Writing

You'd think that Liquid Death would be the name of some vile 150-proof liquor brand. It is, instead, a brand of canned -- not bottled -- water. That's it. The very essence of life, marketed as death. ...
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Liquid Death Uses Witchcraft To Kill Thirst -- And Plastic Bottles

If your brand is called Liquid Death, why not hire a real-life Louisiana witch doctor to put a curse on your entire beverage inventory leading up to Halloween? That’s exactly what the Austrian spring ...